Ah.....guess mah name!

Recently, while studying Biology, we went through a Fairy tale talk. And guess what? Rumpelstiltskin popped up in our conversation.


For you peeps who didn't read fairytales when you were younger, Rumpelstiltskin starts like this. For those who heard of this, skip the paragraph. Sorry for the revamped version.

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, a miller had a cute chick for a daughter. One day, the miller told the king that his chick daughter can spin straw into Gold. The stupid king fell for such an OBVIOUS lie and told the chick to spin. Of course....she couldn't, so she sat there moping. At midnight, a freaky dwarf came in. He wanted to spin the straw into gold, but he wanted the miller's first born child. The stupid girl agreed. Then the straw was spun into gold....yadda yadda yadda, and poof! The King married the chick. Soon, a baby boy was born. Then the dwarf came and said he wanted it. The chick said no, and obviously the dwarf was pissed. He said she could keep the boy, IF she can give his/its name in 3 days.

I'll pause here. Look, this story gets a bit funny. Is everyone in the land Far Far Away so dumb????????????? Well, we'll see.

So, the chick thought up some freakish names and all of them were wrong (duh). 3 days were almost up. The chick's messenger then found the dwarf singing out his name (how dumb..). So the messenger gave the name to the queen, the chick told the dwarf, and the dwarf exploded (how messy).

The moral of this story, after much analyzing, is this- Cheat people, never say your name, and smarten up! Look, the chick tricked the dwarf!!!!!!!! What a travesty of justice!!!!!!

So, fairy tales are nice. I think i'm gonna revamp more fairy tales, with more modernization and more Adam! Stay Blogged!