Abandon All hope, ye who enters......


Friday, October 30, 2009

Happy Halloween


October 31st-My favorite day of the year!!!!!! Halloween.........BOO! BOO! BOO!

I started a trivia-a-thon in my school. We had 24 hours to find out everything and I mean EVERYTHING about horror.

I began to read more about creatures of the night (but not twilight). Werewolves. Vampires. Killer clowns. Zombies. Monsters. Aliens. WOW.

I'm quite lazy to write everything since I'm blurrr......so Trick or Treat!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

iF yoU SEE-K AMY

Recently, I went through the high pile of CDs in my room. And I, for some weird reason, selected Circus as a studying song. Suddenly, as I hit track 6, a weird thing happened.



Love me hate me, say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
Love me hate me, but can't you see what I see?
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
Love me hate me

This IS the official version, but what I HEARD was

Love me hate me, say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to F-U-C-K ME
Love me hate me, but can't you see what I see?
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to F-U-C-K ME
Love me hate me


OH MY GOD!!!!! I immediately turned the song off. Obscenity is one thing, but not when I'm studying!!!!!!!!

Then, I went to see the official music video. It's even weirder than the song.




Seriously! It's like a polite porno film! And a few days earlier, watching Tv, I saw a special about her sister. When asked about her idol, she said "My big sister!" Now THAT explains.

After writing this, I expect a LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE video suing me. But that's life.

Harry Potter has lost his magical touch

I don't know about you guys, but the new Harry Potter Movie sucks.
Here's the poster.

From the poster, I can see the movie. Look at the line. Dark secrets Revealed. Wow! Dark. Just like the colour scheme of the movie. The primary colours seem to be Black, Grey, and dull colours. And the script COMPLETELY deviated from the book. I think that this movie was horrid, boring and overlong! I spent 2 and a half hours watching this movie when I could be studying Physics........

Let's get Physicsal! Physicsal!

Recently I took a Physics test.

If you read Angels and Demons, the dead prof said that Physics is the language of God, and the canvas which God painted our word. OH MY GOD. That means it's a deep language.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Ah.....guess mah name!

Recently, while studying Biology, we went through a Fairy tale talk. And guess what? Rumpelstiltskin popped up in our conversation.


For you peeps who didn't read fairytales when you were younger, Rumpelstiltskin starts like this. For those who heard of this, skip the paragraph. Sorry for the revamped version.

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, a miller had a cute chick for a daughter. One day, the miller told the king that his chick daughter can spin straw into Gold. The stupid king fell for such an OBVIOUS lie and told the chick to spin. Of course....she couldn't, so she sat there moping. At midnight, a freaky dwarf came in. He wanted to spin the straw into gold, but he wanted the miller's first born child. The stupid girl agreed. Then the straw was spun into gold....yadda yadda yadda, and poof! The King married the chick. Soon, a baby boy was born. Then the dwarf came and said he wanted it. The chick said no, and obviously the dwarf was pissed. He said she could keep the boy, IF she can give his/its name in 3 days.

I'll pause here. Look, this story gets a bit funny. Is everyone in the land Far Far Away so dumb????????????? Well, we'll see.

So, the chick thought up some freakish names and all of them were wrong (duh). 3 days were almost up. The chick's messenger then found the dwarf singing out his name (how dumb..). So the messenger gave the name to the queen, the chick told the dwarf, and the dwarf exploded (how messy).

The moral of this story, after much analyzing, is this- Cheat people, never say your name, and smarten up! Look, the chick tricked the dwarf!!!!!!!! What a travesty of justice!!!!!!

So, fairy tales are nice. I think i'm gonna revamp more fairy tales, with more modernization and more Adam! Stay Blogged!

RE: Important!

A lot of you guys would have gotten an email saying that MSN is charging users.
It goes like this

This is Tara and John, the directors of MSN. We would like to sincerely apologize for the interruption, but msn is closing down. We know many of these messages have been sent out lately, and that they wouldn't be true. However, this one is in fact true, and it will occur soon.

MSN will begin to charge you money soon. This is due to the fact that too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the names (ie. making up lots of different accounts for just one person). Therefore, we only have 578 names left. If you would like to close your account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. We would not reccommend this, because if in the future you'd like to use MSN, and you don't send this message on, you will be CHARGED to use MSN monthly. If you would like to keep your account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. As we said this before, this is no joke, and we will be shutting down the servers. Please send it on. We do not want to be receiving phone calls stating that your MSN will not open, or that you are being charged for using it - because this will be your fauly for not sending it on. The estimated cost for MSN monthly will be about ten dollars CAN.

SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. NOW YOU
KNOW WHAT TO DO.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR
ATTENTION. In case you believed this is yet another of those 'prank' MSN shut down emails, go to:

http://news. bbc.co.uk/ 1/hi/business/ 1189119.stm

Once you've sent this message to at least 18 contacts, your msn icon will become blue.


Well, I did just that. And I clicked on the link.

POW.

It seemed serious.......until.......



Look at the date of the news.

Sunday, 25 February, 2001, 11:00 GMT

Such small lettering!!!!!! But the date, Man!!!!!!!!!! 01!!!!!! We've been scammed!!!!
@_@!!!!!

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Yay! I love lollipops!

Lollipops, lollipops,
Tasty tasty lollipops,
Lollipops (smawk) Lollipops (smawk)

I love lollipops.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Ah, childhood

The strangest thing is this world is that every criminal starts with a baby boy.