Abandon All hope, ye who enters......


Saturday, May 30, 2009

Gawd Help Stephanie Meyer


The telley is on right now, and guess whats on??? Twilight!!!! All because of my darling sister. I watched for about 1 hour (a new record!!!) and couldn't stand it anymore.


For those that dunno what is Twilight, here's a picture.


D'oh.

The movie is actually based off a book series written by Stephanie Meyer. Also called Twilight, it's 'bestselling'.

Well, well Stephanie Meyer, Please don't screw an awesome theme. Vampires+romance????????? I think the equation is =complete disaster!!!!!

The movie started out slow like a snail under the influence of morphine. The girl saw a weird boy. She fell in love. The boy had white skin, red eyes, cold skin and sharp eyeteeth.

Are you retarded?! It's a bloody vampire!!!! Duh!!!!!!!!!! Are you blind?!

Well, I think this movie deserves a rating......drumroll.......

infinite negative 6stars!!! Congrats!!!!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Bangkok...

So, in the holidays, i'm going to Bangkok. For those of you that don't know where Bankok is it's in America...or is it France....wait a minute......I think its in Asia......no, India? Ah! According to wikipedia, it's in Thailand.....OIC! So, I'll get my gear and hello Thailand!!!! Sawadeekrap! (Not crap)

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Guys, Don't fool around with girls.....


I went home drunk one day last year. Today, the chick i spent my time with came to me. She gave me a baby and say it was mine.




POW!




Reality check!!!! What?!


Just Kidding, mates. That's not my baby.....That's my godbrother. Quite a handsome boy, which I am proud to be his godbrother. So, I wish him a happy life.....




Sunday, May 10, 2009

!!! EST !!! EST !!!

Guys out there(Malaysians please, no offence other people) have you ever heard of EST(English for Science and Technology)? I think I placed a post about my 'funny' EST teacher. Well, in my school, EST is a dying subject, that can be only saved by a petition. Well, i think that's bullshit. We can remove subjects by petitions? Then I'm writing a petition to sign off B.M. and Sejarah(History). So, who's interested in the petition, please sign up by leaving comments. Thank you for your cooperation.