Bangkok Dangerous

The fist day I went to a restaurant called Fa

I went to Bangkok. OMG let me tell you the problems there!!! The language was............unthinkable!!!! Not a word of English!

mily Bar B Q


I Grilled some food and whaddya noe, one piece of beef looked like dis.


If diehard Alien fans are here den they shud noe it looks like an alien chestburster.










I also went to damnerdashukdadafefafs floating market, i'm not sure of the name.

I hoped for this.


















Instead it looked like this.

I'm gonna SUE!!!!!! Fake Maple!!!!!!!!

There's also the rose garden show. I saw a rare sight which can't be described in words.

You don't see dat every day!!

There is a train station which i saw with a funny name.







Bang Sue??? Where do I go to Bang Jane???









And.....Pattaya.



Pattaya is haunted....



By Me!!!!!!














And Tiffany's Show!!!!!
Dey are guys!!!!


And last days there.....Nothing happened. So I'm back!!!!!

Gawd Help Stephanie Meyer

The telley is on right now, and guess whats on??? Twilight!!!! All because of my darling sister. I watched for about 1 hour (a new record!!!) and couldn't stand it anymore.

For those that dunno what is Twilight, here's a picture.

D'oh.

The movie is actually based off a book series written by Stephanie Meyer. Also called Twilight, it's 'bestselling'.

Well, well Stephanie Meyer, Please don't screw an awesome theme. Vampires+romance????????? I think the equation is =complete disaster!!!!!

The movie started out slow like a snail under the influence of morphine. The girl saw a weird boy. She fell in love. The boy had white skin, red eyes, cold skin and sharp eyeteeth.

Are you retarded?! It's a bloody vampire!!!! Duh!!!!!!!!!! Are you blind?!

Well, I think this movie deserves a rating......drumroll.......

infinite negative 6stars!!! Congrats!!!!

Bangkok...

So, in the holidays, i'm going to Bangkok. For those of you that don't know where Bankok is it's in America...or is it France....wait a minute......I think its in Asia......no, India? Ah! According to wikipedia, it's in Thailand.....OIC! So, I'll get my gear and hello Thailand!!!! Sawadeekrap! (Not crap)

Guys, Don't fool around with girls.....

I went home drunk one day last year. Today, the chick i spent my time with came to me. She gave me a baby and say it was mine.

POW!

Reality check!!!! What?!

Just Kidding, mates. That's not my baby.....That's my godbrother. Quite a handsome boy, which I am proud to be his godbrother. So, I wish him a happy life.....

!!! EST !!! EST !!!

Guys out there(Malaysians please, no offence other people) have you ever heard of EST(English for Science and Technology)? I think I placed a post about my 'funny' EST teacher. Well, in my school, EST is a dying subject, that can be only saved by a petition. Well, i think that's bullshit. We can remove subjects by petitions? Then I'm writing a petition to sign off B.M. and Sejarah(History). So, who's interested in the petition, please sign up by leaving comments. Thank you for your cooperation.

Cause and effects.

Recently I passed up my EST (English 4 science and tech) home work and got it back. Look at what my teacher wrote.....

Lolz.......Very funny, teach.....

T-T 1st fail

Alpha Beta, Alpha Beta
Quadratic, Quadratic
Simultaneous equations, simultaneous equations
Functions, Functions
Sing to the tune of are you sleeping brother John

Add math. Failed.