Merry Christmas!

Ti's the season of Christmas. Every year, I go through the same routine. Buy gifts, buy new shirts. Then I go back to Hometown-Kedah. And I go to Christmas mass. And I wait till the magic moment-12 midnight, Present opening time!

But this year, I'm planning something new. After SEVERAL junk mails saying SAVE CHRISTMAS! DUN HAVE A COMMERCIALIZED CHRISTMAS! I began to rethink my Christmas plans.

Even though I'm 16, I still like TOYS. Don't Laugh. I wanted a NERF blaster, A transformers toy, several tonnes of plastic explosive, a Luger 9mm Semi Auto pistol and several Che Guevara Branded Bombs. But then, I asked myself, should I commercialize this season.

Several sleepless nights later, I got an answer.

YES!!!!!!!!

W.O.L.F.-the 5-part cycle

Finally decided to write about zombies. And robots. And atlanteans. And aliens. And mole people. Well, all of them are the enemies that are present in my story cycle W.O.L.F. Be sure to catch it IF it ever comes out.

Dude, 2012 doomsday!

Sooooo, after a happy Halloween watching Treehouse of Horror and reading about Silent Hill, I began to fresh up with information on 2012. The end of the 13th Baktun, apparently, means the end of the world. I was like, Dude up there, stop!!!! I'm still young, dude!

After several hours of analyzing the date, several other things, and more crap, I found a weird stuff.

Two weeks, ago, I watched the NUMBER23 by Jim Carey. So.......that fella has something against 23. And I added this movie into my research and found out something.

5 is a creepy number

2012: 2+0+1+2=5
23: 2+3=5
DELTA: 5
Adam and Eve: 10, which is two fives, for two people
Genesis: 7, which is 5+2
Piano: 5 letters
JFK: 3, which is the middle of 5
Flowers: 7, which is 5+2
USA: 3, 5-2
English: 7, 2+5
666: 6+6+6=18, 1+8=9, 5 is the middle number
Shit: 4, which if rounded off is 5
Kanye West: 9, 5 is the middle number
Prada: 5 numbers
Alien: 5 numbers


Demon's number is 5!!!!! It is everywhere!!!!! The end is everywhere!!!!!

Happy Halloween

October 31st-My favorite day of the year!!!!!! Halloween.........BOO! BOO! BOO!

I started a trivia-a-thon in my school. We had 24 hours to find out everything and I mean EVERYTHING about horror.

I began to read more about creatures of the night (but not twilight). Werewolves. Vampires. Killer clowns. Zombies. Monsters. Aliens. WOW.

I'm quite lazy to write everything since I'm blurrr......so Trick or Treat!

iF yoU SEE-K AMY

Recently, I went through the high pile of CDs in my room. And I, for some weird reason, selected Circus as a studying song. Suddenly, as I hit track 6, a weird thing happened.



Love me hate me, say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
Love me hate me, but can't you see what I see?
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy
Love me hate me

This IS the official version, but what I HEARD was

Love me hate me, say what you want about me
But all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to F-U-C-K ME
Love me hate me, but can't you see what I see?
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to F-U-C-K ME
Love me hate me


OH MY GOD!!!!! I immediately turned the song off. Obscenity is one thing, but not when I'm studying!!!!!!!!

Then, I went to see the official music video. It's even weirder than the song.




Seriously! It's like a polite porno film! And a few days earlier, watching Tv, I saw a special about her sister. When asked about her idol, she said "My big sister!" Now THAT explains.

After writing this, I expect a LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE video suing me. But that's life.

Harry Potter has lost his magical touch

I don't know about you guys, but the new Harry Potter Movie sucks.
Here's the poster.

From the poster, I can see the movie. Look at the line. Dark secrets Revealed. Wow! Dark. Just like the colour scheme of the movie. The primary colours seem to be Black, Grey, and dull colours. And the script COMPLETELY deviated from the book. I think that this movie was horrid, boring and overlong! I spent 2 and a half hours watching this movie when I could be studying Physics........

Let's get Physicsal! Physicsal!

Recently I took a Physics test.

If you read Angels and Demons, the dead prof said that Physics is the language of God, and the canvas which God painted our word. OH MY GOD. That means it's a deep language.

Ah.....guess mah name!

Recently, while studying Biology, we went through a Fairy tale talk. And guess what? Rumpelstiltskin popped up in our conversation.


For you peeps who didn't read fairytales when you were younger, Rumpelstiltskin starts like this. For those who heard of this, skip the paragraph. Sorry for the revamped version.

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, a miller had a cute chick for a daughter. One day, the miller told the king that his chick daughter can spin straw into Gold. The stupid king fell for such an OBVIOUS lie and told the chick to spin. Of course....she couldn't, so she sat there moping. At midnight, a freaky dwarf came in. He wanted to spin the straw into gold, but he wanted the miller's first born child. The stupid girl agreed. Then the straw was spun into gold....yadda yadda yadda, and poof! The King married the chick. Soon, a baby boy was born. Then the dwarf came and said he wanted it. The chick said no, and obviously the dwarf was pissed. He said she could keep the boy, IF she can give his/its name in 3 days.

I'll pause here. Look, this story gets a bit funny. Is everyone in the land Far Far Away so dumb????????????? Well, we'll see.

So, the chick thought up some freakish names and all of them were wrong (duh). 3 days were almost up. The chick's messenger then found the dwarf singing out his name (how dumb..). So the messenger gave the name to the queen, the chick told the dwarf, and the dwarf exploded (how messy).

The moral of this story, after much analyzing, is this- Cheat people, never say your name, and smarten up! Look, the chick tricked the dwarf!!!!!!!! What a travesty of justice!!!!!!

So, fairy tales are nice. I think i'm gonna revamp more fairy tales, with more modernization and more Adam! Stay Blogged!

RE: Important!

A lot of you guys would have gotten an email saying that MSN is charging users.
It goes like this

This is Tara and John, the directors of MSN. We would like to sincerely apologize for the interruption, but msn is closing down. We know many of these messages have been sent out lately, and that they wouldn't be true. However, this one is in fact true, and it will occur soon.

MSN will begin to charge you money soon. This is due to the fact that too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the names (ie. making up lots of different accounts for just one person). Therefore, we only have 578 names left. If you would like to close your account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. We would not reccommend this, because if in the future you'd like to use MSN, and you don't send this message on, you will be CHARGED to use MSN monthly. If you would like to keep your account, then SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. As we said this before, this is no joke, and we will be shutting down the servers. Please send it on. We do not want to be receiving phone calls stating that your MSN will not open, or that you are being charged for using it - because this will be your fauly for not sending it on. The estimated cost for MSN monthly will be about ten dollars CAN.

SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. NOW YOU
KNOW WHAT TO DO.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR
ATTENTION. In case you believed this is yet another of those 'prank' MSN shut down emails, go to:

http://news. bbc.co.uk/ 1/hi/business/ 1189119.stm

Once you've sent this message to at least 18 contacts, your msn icon will become blue.

Well, I did just that. And I clicked on the link.

POW.

It seemed serious.......until.......



Look at the date of the news.

Sunday, 25 February, 2001, 11:00 GMT

Such small lettering!!!!!! But the date, Man!!!!!!!!!! 01!!!!!! We've been scammed!!!!
@_@!!!!!

Yay! I love lollipops!

Lollipops, lollipops,
Tasty tasty lollipops,
Lollipops (smawk) Lollipops (smawk)

I love lollipops.

Ah, childhood

The strangest thing is this world is that every criminal starts with a baby boy.

Veni, Vedi, Vici

Anyone recognize this?



The weird guy with a monocle, the statue of Liberty, the Empire State Building, the red background......Ring any Bells? Oh, not to mention the words saying RED ALERT 2?!

Yes, it's Red Alert 2. One of the best games for PC (ahem, ahem). And it's a looooooong time since it was released. This year......Introducing-RA3!







Wowzers! Featuring the new nation- The Empire of The Rising Sun (for you guys who are too thick to study, that's Japan)! Featuring a new commando-Natasha Volkova and of course, new units!

The story begins with the USSR's eradication of Einstein (Yay! No more E=MC2) to prevent Allied technology. Nice. But then the Empire of The Risng Sun was created. But enough of that. I did not play this game. Instead, i played-







Red Alert 3-Uprising.
Featuring my favorite unit, the giga fortress.



This is some serious s**t, man! Here's a vid





So, support Red Alert! Wars!!!!

Bionicle-The Legend Reborn

Recently I watch this movie.

Bionicle The Legend Reborn


Boy, it was good.

I may seem too old for such movies, but hey, i don't wanna grow up.

The movie is about Mata Nui, the great spirit. Here's a pic.


For those non-Bionicle fellas, Mata Nui was a gigantic creature this big.
Wow. That's Big.

Well this movie is good. I recommend it for everyone!
Bionicle forever!

I hate growing up

Is growing up really compulsory?
I've seen the adult world, and growing up seems a bitch.
Oppression, Lies, Blows, Hatred.....All of them are present in the adult world.
I feel pained and scared of growing up, scared of turning into my parents, scared of becoming an adult.
But the days still come, the days come, oh yes they do.
I feel afraid.

5 fundamental rules of being an adult.

1. Blame it on the children.

2. Lie like crazy.

3. Children are the medium in which you can channel your rage.

4. You are God.

5. Show no mercy to those who are weaker than you.

GEMINI

Ice Age 3 cheap 3-D

Kayyhh. I went to see Ice Age 3 that day.

I didn't want to watch it, but TFRF was full/ T_T

I found out the best way to get 3D without paying full price.

1st Step: Get a ticket of the front seat.
2nd Step: Watch the movie.

WARNING:
Your eyes may hurt!!!!

Imagiverse!!!

Spread the news!!!!!! A new story serial is coming to town!!!! Imagiverse.......Please go to Http://imagiverse.blogspot.com!!!! Support my story

Thank You

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

I drank too much last night, got bills to pay, my head just feels in pain
I missed the bus and there'll be hell today, I'm late for work again
And even if I'm there, they'll all imply that I might not last the day
And then you call me and it's not so bad, it's not so bad and
I want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life
Oh just to be with you is having the best day of my life
Push the door, I'm home at last and I'm soaking through and through
Then you hand me a towel and all I see is you
And even if my house falls down, I wouldn't have a clue
Because you're near me and
I want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life
Oh, just to be with you is having the best day of my life

Ah, Dido's Thank You. A timeless classic. Such a nice song. Fans of EMINEM should now that both of them collaborated in the song STAN. Yes, even in the music video Dido was in it. So, this song has immense cultural impact. Oh, Elton John sang it with EMINEM during the Grammys. OMG. Elton!
So, this song, I dedicate to a girl that I liked. So, enjoy!!!

Bangkok Dangerous

The fist day I went to a restaurant called Fa

I went to Bangkok. OMG let me tell you the problems there!!! The language was............unthinkable!!!! Not a word of English!

mily Bar B Q


I Grilled some food and whaddya noe, one piece of beef looked like dis.


If diehard Alien fans are here den they shud noe it looks like an alien chestburster.










I also went to damnerdashukdadafefafs floating market, i'm not sure of the name.

I hoped for this.


















Instead it looked like this.

I'm gonna SUE!!!!!! Fake Maple!!!!!!!!

There's also the rose garden show. I saw a rare sight which can't be described in words.

You don't see dat every day!!

There is a train station which i saw with a funny name.







Bang Sue??? Where do I go to Bang Jane???









And.....Pattaya.



Pattaya is haunted....



By Me!!!!!!














And Tiffany's Show!!!!!
Dey are guys!!!!


And last days there.....Nothing happened. So I'm back!!!!!

Gawd Help Stephanie Meyer

The telley is on right now, and guess whats on??? Twilight!!!! All because of my darling sister. I watched for about 1 hour (a new record!!!) and couldn't stand it anymore.

For those that dunno what is Twilight, here's a picture.

D'oh.

The movie is actually based off a book series written by Stephanie Meyer. Also called Twilight, it's 'bestselling'.

Well, well Stephanie Meyer, Please don't screw an awesome theme. Vampires+romance????????? I think the equation is =complete disaster!!!!!

The movie started out slow like a snail under the influence of morphine. The girl saw a weird boy. She fell in love. The boy had white skin, red eyes, cold skin and sharp eyeteeth.

Are you retarded?! It's a bloody vampire!!!! Duh!!!!!!!!!! Are you blind?!

Well, I think this movie deserves a rating......drumroll.......

infinite negative 6stars!!! Congrats!!!!

Bangkok...

So, in the holidays, i'm going to Bangkok. For those of you that don't know where Bankok is it's in America...or is it France....wait a minute......I think its in Asia......no, India? Ah! According to wikipedia, it's in Thailand.....OIC! So, I'll get my gear and hello Thailand!!!! Sawadeekrap! (Not crap)

Guys, Don't fool around with girls.....

I went home drunk one day last year. Today, the chick i spent my time with came to me. She gave me a baby and say it was mine.

POW!

Reality check!!!! What?!

Just Kidding, mates. That's not my baby.....That's my godbrother. Quite a handsome boy, which I am proud to be his godbrother. So, I wish him a happy life.....

!!! EST !!! EST !!!

Guys out there(Malaysians please, no offence other people) have you ever heard of EST(English for Science and Technology)? I think I placed a post about my 'funny' EST teacher. Well, in my school, EST is a dying subject, that can be only saved by a petition. Well, i think that's bullshit. We can remove subjects by petitions? Then I'm writing a petition to sign off B.M. and Sejarah(History). So, who's interested in the petition, please sign up by leaving comments. Thank you for your cooperation.

Cause and effects.

Recently I passed up my EST (English 4 science and tech) home work and got it back. Look at what my teacher wrote.....

Lolz.......Very funny, teach.....

T-T 1st fail

Alpha Beta, Alpha Beta
Quadratic, Quadratic
Simultaneous equations, simultaneous equations
Functions, Functions
Sing to the tune of are you sleeping brother John

Add math. Failed.

Yesterday

Yesterday, all my troubles seem so far away........
Well, the same can be said for me. Yesterday, I was a kid, now in some countries, i'm a legal adult. Why? Why does time flow so? Why must I still be a prisoner of Time? I Hate It!


Why she had to go I don't knoww, she wouldn't say.....I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday.
True. I said something wrong to the love of my life. And she went away. I am lost. My soul is lost. Take me, Chronos.

Mid Valley Trip

Some time ago I went to Mid Valley with my peons. It was a very fun trip, and I'll put the pictures here.

This is me at the LRT station. My good friend Nizar took the shots.

Since it was Krissmus(pardon my spelling) Mid Valley was having a show. Nizar again took a few shots. I think he was trying to kill people by taking photos.

Well, i pity the people performing, but hey, the things people do for money.........

Then, we went shopping.......well technically we went having fun. I myself took a few shots.